petition to change astrid and hiccup’s ship name to asscup
Shamelessly promoting my own fanfics for Jeyna week.
It’s funny, because I don’t even ship Jason and Reyna. I ship Jason with Piper, but those two just give me so many feels and AAARGH
(image by viria)
And this is what a nerd fangirl spends her money on. ❤️ #harrypotter #marvel
Jem is probably experiencing the hugest boner ever
do you think they’re going to do the do?
Tessa clearly wants to. She hasn’t had sex for the past eighty years…
Which reminds me that Jem is still a virgin
(For everyone who doesn’t have the slightest idea of what I’m talking about, read Cassie’s new short story After The Bridge here)
If your definition of ‘fine’ suddenly includes becoming a snack for a flying death turtle, then we are going to have to have words, Jace Lightwood.
Clary Fray, City of Heavenly Fire
Birth of a Nephilim: a fanfiction about Simon’s Ascension.
I’ve been wanting to publish this for a while, because I wrote it as soon as I finished reading City of Heavenly Fire.
Birth of a Nephilim tells Simon’s thoughts, doubts, and impressions during the ritual. Simon is ready to drink from the Mortal Cup and become a Shadowhunter, but there’s one more dilemma: what name will he choose? Read to find out and review, maybe?
The time was coming.
He’d had months to prepare himself for this test, the most important and dangerous of his life, and here he was, moments away, still unsure of what he would tell the Consul when she’s ask what name he’d chosen.
Simon knew he wasn’t worried about the actual process of the Ascension as much as he’d ought to be. He shoved away the bad thoughts that were haunting him – what if something of his past as a vampire was still inside him? What if he was unfit to became a Shadowhunter? What if it simply didn’t work? – No. He was going to become one of them. He was meant to be Nephilim, because if there was something that Simon was completely sure about was that he belonged with them. With Clary, with Izzy and with Jace and Alec. He had greatness thrust upon him, Magnus had said.
Keep reading on fanfiction.net
okay but can you imagine Tessa finding out that she’s pregnant and she starts freaking out like she hasn’t had two children already, and most importantly, Jem fainting when she tells him? With Emma being like ‘man up, uncle Jem’ and Jules offering tissues to everybody
Cassandra Jean was trying to tell us all along…
look at those two
honestly, look at michael’s style
we should have known
Okay so a dear friend of mine was in NY and he met Daniel Radcliffe and -after freaking out- he asked Dan if he could wish me a happy birthday.
Daniel Radcliffe wished me a happy birthday.
HARRY POTTER SAID ‘HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT DAY’ TO ME.
This almost makes it up for the Hogwarts letter that didn’t arrive on my 11th birthday. Because on my 18th I got a video from Dan.
Sorry, I’m still freaking out
What if I just love you? What if I love you but I never touch you or talk about it, what would happen then?
— unidentified snippet (via cassandraclare)
this is so Emma and Jules
I don’t exactly ship Heronstairs, but come on
when Tessa tells Will that Jem proposed to her (and that she said yes) the first thing that slips out of Will’s mouth is “Jem? my Jem?"